To Phoenix: Morgan Rielly, NJ 2nd 2026 To New Jersey: Jani Hakanpaa, DAL 1st 2027, VGK 1st 2026 |
TEAM | GP | W | L | T | PTS | L10 |
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Buffalo | 13 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 8-1-1 |
San Jose | 13 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 18 | 6-3-1 |
LosAngeles | 13 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 18 | 7-3-0 |
Vegas | 12 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 17 | 6-1-3 |
Carolina | 13 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 17 | 5-3-2 |
St. Louis | 13 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 17 | 6-3-1 |
Chicago | 13 | 8 | 4 | 1 | 17 | 5-4-1 |
Edmonton | 13 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 17 | 7-3-0 |
Washington | 12 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 16 | 5-3-2 |
Ottawa | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 | 16 | 5-5-0 |
Phoenix | 13 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 16 | 5-3-2 |
Tampa Bay | 12 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 14 | 5-3-2 |
Boston | 13 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 14 | 4-5-1 |
Detroit | 13 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 14 | 6-3-1 |
Minnesota | 13 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 14 | 4-5-1 |
Rangers | 13 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 13 | 4-5-1 |
Islanders | 13 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 13 | 5-5-0 |
Nashville | 13 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 13 | 4-4-2 |
Toronto | 12 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 12 | 4-4-2 |
Anaheim | 13 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 12 | 3-3-4 |
Florida | 13 | 4 | 8 | 1 | 11 | 4-6-0 |
Calgary | 13 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 11 | 4-6-0 |
New Jersey | 13 | 4 | 7 | 2 | 10 | 2-6-2 |
Philly | 13 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 3-3-4 |
Dallas | 13 | 5 | 8 | 0 | 10 | 3-7-0 |
Winnipeg | 12 | 4 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 4-5-1 |
Vancouver | 12 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 9 | 3-7-0 |
Pittsburgh | 13 | 4 | 9 | 0 | 9 | 4-6-0 |
Montreal | 13 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 9 | 3-6-1 |
Colorado | 13 | 3 | 10 | 0 | 6 | 2-8-0 |
Columbus | 12 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 5 | 1-8-1 |
I'm thrilled to kick off Season 35 with many new teams in contention to make the playoffs. Expansion years always bring a fresh dynamic to the league.
This season, I want to emphasize the importance of participation from everyone. Even if you're in a rebuilding phase, there are always players to pick up and trades to be made. Additionally, we have introduced new front-page articles that anyone can submit, so please keep those fantastic write-ups coming.
Looking ahead, Season 36 will welcome the addition of a new team in Seattle, managed by a familiar face to some of you, Colin March. The expansion will take place before the 2024 CEHL draft. You are welcome to negotiate any side deals with Colin leading up to the expansion period. Please email me any agreements you reach for tracking purposes.
Let's make this season one to remember!
Each team can protect 7 Forwards 3 Defenseman 1 goalie, or 8 Skaters and 1 goalie.
Roster players with 3 or more CEHL seasons (anyone created with 3 or more seasons pro or farm) after the end of the upcoming season are eligible for the draft.
Players with 2 or less CEHL seasons and all prospects are exempt from selection.
All teams must expose at least one signed 77+ or 78+ skater (forward or defenseman). At the trade deadline before expansion, teams with an average OV rating of 76 or lower must expose a 77+ skater, all other teams must expose a 78+ skater. Teams not fulfilling the requirement will be fined 5M which will go to the expansion team as compensation
The expansion draft will occur after the upcoming season before the 2024 CEHL draft
The expansion team will receive the #3 draft lottery slot for the 2024 CEHL draft.
Expansion team will receive a 3 day window before the expansion draft to sign up to 5 FAs at expected market rates as decided by agents.
Expansion team will have a pool of 12M to lower the salaries of chosen players but up to 33%. This can be used on signed FAs in the expansion window or players taken in the draft
Only one FA per team can be signed and it counts as their expansion draft pick from that players' former team.
Existing GM's can attempt to arrange side deals and trade assets to pick (or not pick) a specified player. These deals are binding and must be submitted as trades. They will be posted after protection lists are submitted.
The Expansion team must select a player from each team
At least 4 of each forward position, 6 defenseman, and 2 goalies must be drafted by the expansion team to fufill roster requirements.
Season 35: Boy at Rangers Camp
For eighteen -and -a-half-year-old Bill Spunska, the jump from high school to the NHL was no bigger than the move he made from his native Poland. In two years he had learned to skate, shoot and pass. But now, as the youngest boy at the Rangers training camp has impressed and made the team. Does Bill Spunska have what it takes to be an NHLer?
In 5 games Spunska hasn't looked out of place and might push GM Mark Mead to keep him around.
In other news the Rangers have been playing some pretty solid hockey of late and many wonder if the rebuild is coming to an end. “It's too early in the season to get excited, the important thing is that the guys are coming to the rink everyday and competing hard” said GM Mead.
2024 CEHL Award winners:
Please see facebook group for details
Hart 2M: Nathan Mackinnon (Washington)
Vezina 2M: Connor Hellebuyck (Anaheim)
Norris 2M: Cale Makar (Toronto)
Hard Nose Dman 1.5M: Radko Gudas (Boston)
Lady Bing 1.5M: Jack Hughes(Phoenix)
Selke 1.5M: Auston Matthews (Toronto)
Calder 1.5M: Wyatt Johnson (Edmonton)
Human Pylon 500K: Kyle Copobianco (Colorado)
Best Trade 500K/each: (Winnipeg/Tampa Bay)
Playoff team most Likely to miss playoffs 375K/each: (Winnipeg/Columbus)
Best GM 1M: St Louis Blues
Blame the sim award 250K/each: New Jersey / Washington
Houdini award -750K : Islanders
When asked to comment on the Toronto vs St.Louis finals:
If Thor and Jean Grey were allowed to use their superpowers in a hockey game, Jean Grey would likely have the upper hand. Her telekinetic abilities would allow her to control the puck effortlessly, block shots, and manipulate the game’s dynamics from a distance. She could also use her telepathy to anticipate and counter Thor's moves.
While Thor’s Asgardian strength and durability would make him a formidable physical presence and give him the ability to deliver powerful shots, Jean's telekinetic control would provide her with a significant strategic advantage, potentially neutralizing Thor’s physical prowess. So, in a superpowered hockey match, Jean Grey's abilities would probably give her the edge in winning.
Chat gpt has spoken.
We know the CEHL exists in a universe where everything makes sense. We have 31 fully active gms all putting their best effort into icing teams that can win championships. Unfortunately, the reality is that only 16 of these teams can make the postseason. It is easy to forget, but coincidence or not, we tend to see our commissioner win these titles. Thankfully most have not realized it is fruitless to attempt to best a villain of this magnitude. When will villains realize that with great power comes great responsibility?
Our regular season champ Washington Capitols take on the Philadelphia Flyers. Grant Semelman AKA Wilson Fisk is obviously our Kingpin. The true crime boss of the CEHL relies on his charm to offset the ruthlessness with which he controls our world. While Jeffrey Daredevil Dyck is a solid adversary, a person would have to be equally blind to think Hells Kitchen will belong to anyone but Kingpin. Not everyone deserves a happy ending.
Toronto once again makes the playoffs as his run-it-back policy seems to have no end in site. Our Jean Grey will face off against Mister Sinister himself Todd Parry. Sinister has perfected cloning and mutation as he has turned Nedelkovic and Peterson tandem into Brodeur and Roy. As powerful as Kostovski is, don’t be surprised to see him turn into Phoenix when he loses in round 1. Kill me before I kill someone else.
Carolina and Buffalo will be an interesting series. Rich is definitely our Doctor Doom and he has battled Reed Richards (Mr. Wise) several times in the past. A true battle of wit, Chad has managed to use his enormous grasp to assemble an incredible group of talent under one jersey. Rich has used his immense knowledge to put together the right weapons to match up. Predictably the hero will win this battle. Doom is no mans second choice.
When you are the one who can put Connor McDavid on your roster, it’s really hard to believe you aren’t the man who has everything. Our Iron Man, Shawn Lawrence, has been able to back up his ego with several battle wins vs. friends and foes. Mike Mandarin Osterloh has battled Stark technology before and has learned to use it against our Iron Man. Alex Ovechkin will use his rings of power and all the money in the world will not be able to buy a series win for Shawn. Sometimes you’ve got to run before you can walk.
If we had a Trickster in this league, you could definitely see Chuck Clark in the role. He has appeared in many forms but always a threat. Cory would be our God of Thunder for sure. In a bit of a plot twist his Moljnir seems to be Mikael Backlund this year. This should be St. Louis’ year in the west. Thor lifts the Hammer and Cory lifts the Cup. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive.
Mild mannered Dan Rudd seems to have always understood it was his responsibility to represent the West. A regular season Peter Parker turns into a post season Spiderman when hes called upon. Kevin Lapointe has been known to throw drop a few bombs on the league. The Knights have flown under the radar but your friendly neighborhood ducks gm seems to be vulnerable this year and Green Goblin could definitely come out on top. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you.
It is rare to see two true greats get a round 1 matchup, but Professor X Jake Mednick and Magneto Jer Wall will be to remember. This is a battle that feels like we’ve known was inevitable for a long time. The Coyotes have been gaining ground for many years and finally seem to be a worth opponent. Expect a very Cerebral game from Jake and Jer to attempt to bend everything to his will, I just don’t think Professor X can lose this one. When an individual acquires great power, the use or misuse of that power is everything.
You will likely not come across a more ferocious series this season than the upcoming series between Chicago and Edmonton. Picture a battle between Wolverine and Sabretooth, animalistic to the extreme. Who will win? Both teams can have ups and downs, but both can claw their way back from the depths and snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The Oilers GM has been heard saying, “I’m the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn’t very good.”
This was written to be an addition to Ryan's playoff preview not to replace it. I look forward to reading his preview.
Trade Tracker
When the sun broke through a pair of broken blinds this morning and woke up Grant Semelman. The trade deadline had passed.
Let's take a look at how many trades each team completed this season.
Season 34
Anaheim – 8 trades
Boston – 2 trades
Buffalo – 2 trades
Calgary – 9 trades
Carolina – 19 trades
Chicago – 3 trades
Colorado – 13 trades
Columbus – 0 trades
Dallas – 8 trades
Detroit – 1 trade
Edmonton – 23 trades
Florida – 1 trade
Islanders – 2 trades
Los Angeles – 4 trades
Minnesota – 20 trades
Montreal – 8 trades
Nashville – 1 trade
New Jersey - 22 trades
Ottawa – 7 trades
Philly – 11 trades
Coyotes – 20 trades
Pittsburgh – 10 trades
Rangers – 33 trades
San Jose – 13 trades
St. Louis – 10 trades
Tampa Bay – 2 trades
Toronto – 7 trades
Vancouver – 12 trades
Vegas – 6 trades
Washington – 8 trades
Winnipeg – 4 trades
Devils lose Danforth on waivers- Ship Johnson to Pittsburgh
Hoping to clear cap space, and lack of bites on his trade block from fellow gms, GM Shawn Lawrence made the hasty choice to waive Vinnie Hinostroza and Justin Danforth.
As it turned out the desperate move was PREMATURE. Sure as shit the Penguins reeling from the season ending injury to Tyler Seguin offered up the ask of a 4th round pick in the 24 draft for C/W Tyler Johnson, while the New York Rangers, despite having 7 players rated higher than Danforth buried on their minor league team, put in a claim.
In a related roster move the devils have called up 2022 2nd round pick Tye Kartye to fill out the roster.
San Jose Shark Owner, Hasso Plattner has unveiled minority share holders sabotaging team competitiveness in a bid to relocate the team to Oakland, California as a new age California Golden Seals team.
GM Brent Abell was threatened by minority share holders to sell talent to scuttle the season. Arrests are pending for threatened castration. Owner Plattner has renewed his contract and given him the reins as team President and GM. Those team shares are part of the new contract for GM Abell with a renewed initiative to compete in Season 34 and to bring a Smitty Cup to San Jose.
New Jersey adds Nicklas Backstrom
Hoping to bolster is lineup in an effort to repeat as Champs, GM Shawn Lawrence opted for a cheaper option shipping out the teams 2026 3rd round pick for Nicklas Backstrom.
Backstrom has past ties with the organization, having played with the devils in seasons 16 and 17. Back then he was the teams first line center. Now, I'm what is likely his retirement season, he will be counted on to bolster the bottom 6.
“We just decided with what was out there to go the safe less costly route,” said Lawrence, while refraining from making any comments on the devils possible interest in such players as Patrik Laine ,Jordan Eberle and Ryan O'Reilly.
The choice to add Backstrom over the other three players was no doubt tied to Laines off ice troubles, the Ottawa gm asking a first plus for eberle, and finding it too difficult to fit O'Reillys's 4m plus cap hit. Even still, the devils gm still has some work to do to fit Backstrom's cap hit.
With the trade deadline days away, its not out of the question to expect some more moves from the defending Champs.
Vancouver GM Ryan Williams has announced his intentions to try and move pending unrestricted free agents C/LW Jaden Schwartz (76) and G Kevin Lankinen (77). D Derek Forbort (77) could also be available for the right offer. Please reach out via Facebook message or carrier pigeon if you're interested in completing a transaction before the deadline.
Hope. Its a dangerous thing… At the beginning of the season the streets of Calgary were filled with it. After years of tanking management FINALLY decided to spend money on highly sought after free agents. Now? The homeless population wouldn't even be caught dead wearing a Flames jersey. The hope that this mediocre city once had has vanquished faster then a fresh bottle of Maple Syrup on the Bradley breakfast table on a crisp Saturday morn. Management looks to next season. Management hopes for next season….
Trade Block:
Nick Backstrom (1) 3.1
Eric Staal (1) 1.5
Ondrej Palat (1) 3.5
Blake Wheeler (1) 5.0
Alex Edler (1) 1.25
Looking for picks in any year